
Keith Scott
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Just SOME of Keith's many Cactus characters:
Emperor Kevin Krudd, Treasurer Wayne Duck, Flopposition Leader Tony Abscess, Ex- Flopposition Leader Malcolm Talkbull, President Barack O'Bummer, Green Party Senator Bob Pink, Mad Uncle Wilson Cackey, Liberal MP Bile Heffernan, journalists Peter Hardnose and Kerry O'Pinion, Osama Bin Liner etc., etc., etc.......
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Robyn Moore
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A few of Robyn's characters include Deputy Emperor Julia Buzz-ard, Senator Penny Ping Pong, Flopposition Deputy Leader Jewellery Bishop, Therese Krudd, Sandra Silly, Judge Judy, Queen Bessie of Buckinghuge Palace, etc., etc., etc......
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Matt Wills
This is not a sepia picture, it's Matt's actual colour |
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Although he is no longer with the show, Matt is remembered for such great characters as National's Leader Tim Fizzer, the Cactus Announcer, Psychiatrist Dr Shiesenhousen, Big Daryl Beefsteak, Senator Brian Ovaltine, Immigration Minister Phillip Buttock, Kerry Packets, Fabio, and many more!
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WRITERS |
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CACTUS SERIES CREATOR: Doug Edwards
CURRENT WRITERS: Doug Edwards & Shane Edwards
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL: Mark Strachan & Lindy Wilson
CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Over the years there have been contributions from some great writers including Adam Bowen, Chris Fyffe, Kim Goldsworthy, Ian Heydon, Tony King, Colin Lee, Robyn Moore, Graham Pugh, Andrew Ryan, Keith Scott, Angela Webber, Matt Wills, Lindy Wilson and David Witt.
WARNING: There is one lying turd who is fond of claiming a part in the creation of How Green Was My Cactus. It would be appreciated if producers would contact us if presented with any CV that makes this claim. Email triffique@cci.net.au
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Shane Edwards |
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We emphatically deny that Shane is in any way related to
anyone else associated with Cactus. He is a stalker. We let
him sit down with us one day to write Cactus scripts because
it's sad to see stalkers standing in the rain and he had a
bag of lollies. Shane turned out to have a very, very funny
head. His hobbies include beer and “Running of the Cars” (like
Spain's running of the bulls except it is played late at night
in George Street, Sydney). Do not approach this man. He will
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Mark Strachan |
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During a scenic stroll through such jobs as Water
Board worker, milko and as Mark the Fruiterer, Strachan fell
into a Community Radio slot between the Italian hour and
a fascinating Country Music program hosted by a man with
very few teeth and a worrying lisp. He (Strachan) has
since
worked
on air in Goulburn and Port Macquarie where he is Program
Manager. Mark has been writing for Cactus since 1994. Approach
with caution.
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Studio Engineer
Bill Dowling |
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Cactus is recorded at Topspotsdigital Sydney by
Bill Dowling ( he is a sound engineer so we can't show his
face here).
TSD - AUDIO PRODUCTION STUDIO
LEVEL 2, 20 CLARKE STREET
CROWSNEST, NSW 2065
Phone (02) 9967 0666 FAX (02) 9967 0366
www.tsd.com.au
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Musicians |
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Tony King and Kris Ralph of the band Beautifully Mad are our musicians. They will perform at weddings, ba mitzvahs, pet rabbit burials,
divorces.
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