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Keith Scott

He may look demented buut he really is talented

Just SOME of Keith's many Cactus characters:
Emperor Kevin Krudd, Treasurer Wayne Duck, Flopposition Leader Tony Abscess, Ex- Flopposition Leader Malcolm Talkbull, President Barack O'Bummer, Green Party Senator Bob Pink, Mad Uncle Wilson Cackey, Liberal MP Bile Heffernan, journalists Peter Hardnose and Kerry O'Pinion, Osama Bin Liner etc., etc., etc.......

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Robyn Moore

Robyn Moore

Yes, she really laughs all the time

A few of Robyn's characters include Deputy Emperor Julia Buzz-ard, Senator Penny Ping Pong, Flopposition Deputy Leader Jewellery Bishop, Therese Krudd, Sandra Silly, Judge Judy, Queen Bessie of Buckinghuge Palace, etc., etc., etc......

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Matt Wills

This is not a sepia picture, it's Matt's actual colour

Although he is no longer with the show, Matt is remembered for such great characters as National's Leader Tim Fizzer, the Cactus Announcer, Psychiatrist Dr Shiesenhousen, Big Daryl Beefsteak, Senator Brian Ovaltine, Immigration Minister Phillip Buttock, Kerry Packets, Fabio, and many more!

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WRITERS

CACTUS SERIES CREATOR: Doug Edwards
CURRENT WRITERS: Doug Edwards & Shane Edwards
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL: Mark Strachan & Lindy Wilson
CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Over the years there have been contributions from some great writers including Adam Bowen, Chris Fyffe, Kim Goldsworthy, Ian Heydon, Tony King, Colin Lee, Robyn Moore, Graham Pugh, Andrew Ryan, Keith Scott, Angela Webber, Matt Wills, Lindy Wilson and David Witt.
WARNING: There is one lying turd who is fond of claiming a part in the creation of  How Green Was My Cactus. It would be appreciated if producers would contact us if presented with any CV that makes this claim.
Email triffique@cci.net.au

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Shane Edwards

 

We emphatically deny that Shane is in any way related to anyone else associated with Cactus. He is a stalker. We let him sit down with us one day to write Cactus scripts because it's sad to see stalkers standing in the rain and he had a bag of lollies. Shane turned out to have a very, very funny head. His hobbies include beer and “Running of the Cars” (like Spain's running of the bulls except it is played late at night in George Street, Sydney). Do not approach this man. He will approach you

Mark Strachan

Mark Strachan

During a scenic stroll through such jobs as Water Board worker, milko and as Mark the Fruiterer, Strachan fell into a Community Radio slot between the Italian hour and a fascinating Country Music program hosted by a man with very few teeth and a worrying lisp. He (Strachan) has since worked on air in Goulburn and Port Macquarie where he is Program Manager. Mark has been writing for Cactus since 1994. Approach with caution.

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Studio

Studio Engineer

Bill Dowling

Cactus is recorded at Topspotsdigital Sydney by Bill Dowling ( he is a sound engineer so we can't show his face here).

TSD - AUDIO PRODUCTION STUDIO
LEVEL 2, 20 CLARKE STREET
CROWSNEST, NSW 2065

Phone (02) 9967 0666 FAX (02) 9967 0366
www.tsd.com.au
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Musicians

Tony King and Kris Ralph of the band Beautifully Mad are our musicians. They will perform at weddings, ba mitzvahs, pet rabbit burials,
divorces.

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