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JULIA BUZZARD
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EX-EMPEROR KEVIN of the KRUDD DYNASTY
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TREASURER WAYNE DUCK
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ENVIRONMENT MINISTER
PETER GARGOYLE
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CLIMATE CHANGE MINISTER PENNY PING PONG
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"My hair is not actually red. It's just that beating my head against the glass ceiling so much has drawn blood." |
"Let me say this: working families,working families, working families,working families,working families..". |
"What surplus?" |
"I'm so committed to the environment that Midnight Oil will now be called Midnight Wind." |
"Does this suit make my carbon footprint look big?" |
FLOPPOSITION LEADER TONY ABCESS
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SHADOW TREASURER JOE WOBBLY
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SHADOW MINITER FOR ANYTHING BUT FINANCE BARNABY JOH
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DEPUTY FLOPPOSITION LEADER JEWELLERY BISHOP
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EX-FLOPPOSITION LEADER MALCOLM TALKBULL
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"Dear Lord, please stop climate
change. Amen. There, how's that for delegating responsibility?" |
"I insisited on the appointment of Barnaby Noise as Shadow Finance Minister. He makes me look so good." |
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'Really darlings, isn't my boss Tony the sexiest man in politics? He can table me in Parliament anytime he likes." |
"Send your donations to me at Derivative Towers, 1 Asset Strip, Point Piper. Ciao for now." |
GREEN PARTY LEADER BOB PINK
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QUEEN BESSIE OF BUCKINGHUGE PALACE
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US PRESIDENT BARACK OH-BUMMER
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OSAMA BIN LINER
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| "I adore being in Parliament House because I get to spend all my day among vegetables." |
"On my 80th birthday I blew out the candles and made
a wish, but when I opened my eyes my bleedin' family was still
there." |
"All men are created equal. It's just that white guys' peckers never reach adulthood " |
"I was almost caught because Shane Warne had my phone number. He has the number of anyone in a dress." |
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EX-TREASURER PETER COSTCUTTO
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EX-PRESIDENT JOHN W.HOBBIT
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EX-PRESIDENT PRESIDENT GEORGE
W. GUMP
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A DEMOCRAT
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| "Look I'm not a big flop. You're confusing me with my autobiography." |
"My greatest achievment was saving our Nation from the leadership of Peter Costcutto by inventing the Non-Core promise. |
"How come Clinton got to chase pretty young girls but I get tochase an old Arab with a beard?" |
A Democrat buries their dead. |
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SANDRA SILLY NEWS REPORTER
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PAULINE HATFUL - former One Nation mother of us all
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