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Introducing the Cactus Characters

EMPEROR KEVIN of the KRUDD DYNASTY


PM

  DEPUTY PM 
JULIA BUZZARD
BUZZARD

TREASURER WAYNE DUCK


DUCK

 

"Let me say this: working families,working families, working families,working families,working families..".

"My hair is not actually red. It's just that beating my head against the glass ceiling so much has drawn blood."
"What surplus?"  

ENVIRONMENT MINISTER
PETER GARGOYLE




GREEN PARTY LEADER BOB PINK

FLOPPOSITION LEADER MALCOLM TALKBULL

 
"I'm so committed to the environment that Midnight Oil will now be called Midnight Wind."

"I adore being in Parliament House because I get to spend all my day among vegetables."

"Send your donations to me at Derivative Towers, 1 Asset Strip, Point Piper. Ciao for now."

 

QUEEN BESSIE OF BUCKINGHUGE PALACE


QUEEN BESSIE

DEPUTY FLOPPOSITION LEADER JEWELLERY BISHOP

EX-PRESIDENT PRESIDENT GEORGE W. GUMP


GEORGE BUSH

 
"On my 80th birthday I blew out the candles and made a wish, but when I opened my eyes my bleedin' family was still there."
'Really darlings, isn't my boss Malcolm the sexiest man in politics? He can table me in Parliament anytime he likes."
"How come Clinton got to chase pretty young girls but I get tochase an old Arab with a beard?"  

PAULINE HATFUL - former One Nation mother of us all
PAULINE HATFUL

 

OSAMA BIN LINER

 

EX-PRESIDENT JOHN W.HOBBIT


PRESIDENT JOHN DUBBYA

 

"In our country we are the only people in the World which don't speak with an accent "

"I was almost caught because Shane Warne had my phone number. He has the number of anyone in a dress." "My greatest achievment was saving our Nation from the leadership of Peter Costcutto by inventing the Non-Core promise ."  

A DEMOCRAT


A Democrat

EX-TREASURER PETER COSTCUTTO

US PRESIDENT BARACK OH-BUMMER
OBAMA

 
A Democrat buries their dead. "Look I'm not a big flop. You're confusing me with my autobiography." "All men are created equal. It's just that white guys' peckers never reach adulthood "  

 

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